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I've always disliked cooking and found myself drawn to folks who know how to cook and cook very well.  Well, now in my quest for healthy yet delicious alternatives to the many tasty temptations of the world, I'm slowly learning more about how to cook (and kind of enjoying it too!).  I used this website's brilliantly easy tutorial on how to saute chicken.  I would very much like to try to make a risotto the next dinner I cook for the household.  It would give them the chance to work out like they've been doing after work this past couple weeks and me the chance to practice my kitchen prowess.

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Just read this interesting article about home remedies:

7 Home Remedies That Actually Work

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I think the reason blogger was being janky last night and not loading properly had everything to do with the fact that I was trying to stream a movie online...
I was browsing one of my favorite movie streaming sites looking for something good to watch when I happened upon the original 1974 version of The Taking of Pelham One Two Three.  I had no idea that the 2009 version was a remake!  I totally loved The Taking of Pelham 123 with John Travolta and Denzel Washington.  After finding out that Walter Mathau was in the original, I felt I just had to see it.  I did a little research while waiting for my video to load and found that the original dispatcher's name was Lt. Zachary Garber but the remade character's name was Walter Garber.  It's a nice touch and a cool tribute to the late great Walter Mathau.  I didn't end up watching much but the intro to the old movie since it hadn't finished loading and I had to get to bed for today's early rising.  But I will be watching the rest of it when I can and I expect that it will be just as awesome as the remake.

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I've been experiencing difficulties getting to sleep at a decent time these past few nights (for reasons completely obvious to me, but not worth sharing).  Last night, I was explaining my woes to my best guy pal Jason via Skype video chat when he said I should check out some video on YouTube.  So I opened a new Safari browser and the front page story on my Yahoo homepage at that particular moment was this:

5 Foods That Help You Sleep

What's really interesting is that I had just eaten a banana about 30 minutes before.  Synchronicity is awesome and creepy like that.  Unfortunately I couldn't really tell if the banana actually helped since we ended up talking until almost 1 am...

Brassiere

I was recently exposed to (no pun intended) a YouTube video tutorial of how to unhook a woman's bra (for a man, as I would assume a woman would know how to do this simple daily task).  It struck me as absolutely hilarious because unhooking my own bra is a-less-than-2-second endeavor.  However, from the reach-around position and an opposite point of view I can see how it might be troublesome.  Therefore, it would be considerably easier (for him and me) if he could unhook the blasted contraption in one fell swoop, same as I do.  Unfortunately that is easier said than done which I guess is what started the ridiculous YouTube tutorials including (but not limited to):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eorw05P_HSg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXvMp8LqmYE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvjKWtluiIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JamX8-gwr_Y

World records: (cuz apparently this kinda shit is cool)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F84ZtfpSuYM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlUXgEXBTBk


And this Wikipedia description is hilarious in its own rite:
http://www.wikihow.com/Unhook-a-Bra

That is all...I think for the night seeing as it's almost 3am and I guess we have folks coming for coffee around 8-8:30...but since tomorrow's my weigh-in I'll be getting up slightly earlier than that...providing my alarms work as set...

I guess we'll see what happens...

Did you know?

...that graphing calculator buttons are all individual buttons, not connected by anything but the plastic plate that holds them in place.  No?  Well I do now after dismembering two of them this evening.

I know, the extent of my life's excitement is staggering...

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I just finished watching the movie The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.  This would be the first time I've seen it from beginning to end.  HOLY CRAP AWESOMENESS! :D  The part I find the most entertaining is that the little girl in the movie, Emma, is played by the actress Madeline Zima.  She's had cameo roles in tons of different network shows like Law and Order, JAG, Touched by an Angel, King of the Hill, Gilmore Girls, 7th Heaven, Ghost Whisperer and Grey's Anatomy (only a few of which I actually watch or watched, ie the linked shows).  But her bigger roles were on The Nanny (barf) and on Heroes (yay!).

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I took Z to lunch with Jon today; we had Chinese Express (naughty me).  Afterward we hung out at his house watching season 4 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  Sweet Dee is my favorite character, especially when she's drunk or performing in public.

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I happened upon this site in my quest to find out the nutrition value of an orange last night.  Here's some other superfoods I've been eating in my journey to health:

Awesome nutritional information about Oranges

Awesome nutritional information about Cauliflower

Awesome nutritional information about Baby Carrots 

Awesome nutritional information about Asparagus

Awesome nutritional information about Bananas

Awesome nutritional information about Green Beans

Awesome nutritional information about Brown Rice

Awesome nutritional information about Coffee

Awesome nutritional information about American Cheese

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So I've been stewing on this all day long...

Did you know that Sir Alec Baldwin narrates a totally awesome narrative wildlife show on NatGeoWild  called Planet Carnivore???

I saw snippets of 3 episodes today in my fragmented Z-day littered with work on the mural and working out.  The illustrious three:  Sharks, Polar Bears, Lions.  I love Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock.  But who doesn't, really??

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I was just poking through my old sketchbooks and notebooks on my bookshelf (books, books, books...didn't think I said it enough times in that sentence).  I came across an idea notebook from high school and found this poem written inside:

Reflecting Beauty by Pamela Dugdale

Small Child, clear crystal

Bright and clear

Faceted as none before you

Catching the light from every lovely thing

and turning it to rainbow

Reflecting beauty back into the world

Making all things new

I know I liked it back when I jotted it down in my notebook but that's nothing compared to now.  Now, with a heavy anniversary looming ahead this weekend, I'm thinking about motherhood.  I've spent a huge amount of time with my nephew but he could never replace what I lost.  And I guess now that a year's gone by I can agree with Nature's assessment that 2010 was not the right time for me to become a mother.  With all I've experienced this past year I know that I can and will be a great mom...when the time is right.  Right now is the time to focus on kicking my career into the fast lane.  That's the really tricky part.  That and landing a Mr. Wonderful to father my babe(s).  But I digress...

I just read a little further along in the notebook and found that the notes carried over into early freshman year at SAIC (2004) including:

-detailed (yet cryptic) notes from a class trip to the Art Institute.

-a list of things for my family to bring out to me on their Thanksgiving trip to Chicago

-a Christmas list and shopping agenda

-the first 9 songs I emailed to my sister Jessica and her college roommate Tammy as the "Song of the Day"
-an AWFUL list of books to read, of which I've only read one. HAH!

Now if that's not a random post from beginning to end, I just don't know what is.

Time-sucking updates

I didn't realize downloading the latest version of iTunes would be such a damn travesty...  When I went to install the new update, the computer prompted me to update my Quicktime Player as well, and now my Safari browser.  Oh but the first version of Safari I downloaded is too new for the format of my computer.  So I have to download an older version now to be compatible with both my old computer and my new iTunes download...ANYTHING ELSE???  I just wanted to organize up my music a little and now I'm downloading all sorts of shit and getting grumpy about having to re-learn iTunes...I haven't updated in over a year because I'm a creature of habit.

However, this has quickly become an even bigger headache because I still only have a version 10.5.4 and I need at least a 10.6 to get any of the compatible downloads to work.  This means I'll have to transfer all of my files to the external and do some major maintenance.  Very boring, very time consuming.  I don't think I'm going to do it right now...Z's going to wake up soon so I should go squeeze in a little workout.

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It just took me five minutes to get this page to load...wtf blogger?

Whatever, this performance of this song just popped into my head when I was driving home from work a little bit ago.  It took place on the second season of The Sing Off, just last month on NBC.  The group, Street Corner Symphony, was the runner-up at the finale, but this performance of Creep by Radiohead was phenomenal.  It still gives me goosebumps.  I hope they still get a contract or something after seeing how talented they are.


Street Corner Symphony "Creep" Sing Off Performance
Street Corner Symphony "Creep (Studio version)"

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This is too damn cute not to like...Angela and I cracked up when we saw it for the first time last night


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjt5qUcWGUI

Though I can't eat this cereal anymore on account of the sugar, I must say that as a pro couch potato, this commercial is a job well done.

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I've been meaning to make this a random bit of the day since I first saw this poster at work almost 2 weeks ago...I just kept forgetting the link in my car...

At any rate, the poster is of my favorite place and other home, Chicago.  And I MUST HAVE IT!!!


http://www.orkposters.com/chicago.html



The poster I saw was the 24" x 34" sweet blue...and the customer had gotten a narrow white custom mat to fit in a 24" x 36" pewter Trendsetter poster frame.  Eww...If I were to get a poster, I'd get the 18" x 24" black and white for $22 and put it into a black 18"x 24" frame.  Buuuut, now that I've browsed the site a little I'd rather pay $27 for an 18" x 24" screenprint, either the Windy City Blue Print or the Neo-Punk Black Print.  I will be getting this...eventually.  Maybe tax return or my birthday...

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Jason reminded me last night of this most awesome invention of our dear Benjamin Franklin and quite possibly the most beautiful sounding instrument ever, the glass armonica.

Glass Armonica
Tchaikowsky's "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" on the Glass Armonica

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Zidane turned 9 months old yesterday.  I just realized when I looked at the calendar.  He's still almost completely sedentary.  While it's not that unusual for a baby boy his age to not be moving around on his own by now, it's totally awesome for me... I have complete confidence that he won't move from where I put him if I leave the room for a minute (at least not far enough to get into anything).  But that could change at any time since he's trying really hard to figure it out.

At any rate, the random bit I really wanted to share is actually a tidbit from the latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.  Terri recently decided to use the 'points' we earn for recycling on a couple magazine subscriptions for the house.  This is the second issue we've gotten.  I haven't read much Cosmo in the last few years so I had forgotten how much crap is in there about sex and relationship nonsense.  However, one of the articles in this issue is how to look leaner in 2 weeks, an easy workout plan that targets abs, buns and thighs.  Hah, easy my ass!  I tried all of the different positions, the required 30 reps each and some were pretty hard...and I'm not that out of shape!  I did like a few moves so I'll be incorporating them into my regular workout but I will more than likely be working out more than the 3 times per week they recommend.  Hopefully I'll look a lot leaner in two weeks but my goal is still to be looking fly for the summer.

Eye Treats

Colored Balls

Great Foolery

I thought half a second about waiting a couple months to post this link but considering my memory isn't the greatest and the link is funny enough to be shared now, here it is:
The History of April Fools PLUS The Top 5 Pranks of All Time
My favorite prank is #1, the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest.  :D

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I went to the grocery store this evening in an effort to stem the cabin fever.  I was going to pick up some asparagus to do this recipe I found on that tv show Tyler's Ultimate.  However, the asparagus was almost 5 bucks per pound!  I didn't buy any but I did want to find the recipe so I will be prepared when I do end up getting a bundle...

Steamed Asparagus